how i love you
are you the best that’s on offer?
will our passion turn to sufferance?
do you have a juicy income,
barn conversion and good pension?
will you run off with my brother?
will you run off with my mother?
trust you as far as i’d throw you, should i?
do i even know you?
how i love you
and i always will do
i don’t have a doubt
i’ll stay with you
from now until my hair falls out and yours is blue
this love is real and true
are we even in the same league?
are you sleeping with your colleague?
i’ve seen the way she looks at you
grass much greener; skies more blue
will you clean the bathroom weekly?
rub my tired shoulders meekly?
will you help with the recycling?
to our ideals, will you cling?